Colossus lyrics

by

Erykah Badu


[Verse]
Went to Six Flags, six fags came up
And said "Ayo! Can we get a pic?" I said no
And they said "Oh! It's Wolf Gang, "Yonkers", Goblin is my sh*t though"
Now I'm like, "f*ck, I don't want to be an as*h*le"
So I'm sitting there posing with Travis, Devon
With a fake smile like her titties was drawing it on
So f*cking annoyed 'cause I missed Goliath
'Cause some kid said I was there, then they caused a riot (Tyler's here!)
Now I'm surrounded by a 25 hound of f*ckers tryna get a photo
All because they noticed the top with the box logo
And them f*cking ears, guarantee they didn't even hear bast*rd
They bandwagon-jumped me from a pogo
I'm going f*cking loco, "Hey, Tyler, can I...?"
No, b*tch, don't you see me tryna buy a f*cking churro?
"But Tyler, you're my hero, I used to get bullied
Until I heard "Radicals," the last part got to me
See, I used to give a f*ck until my c*ck would bleed
Now I'm the happiest I think I'll ever ever be
My life is just like yours, no father
My momma must have forgot to stop with a popped condom
In school I was the one that was thinking outside boxes
So everybody in them would say that I got problems
So when I heard you say it, I said it back like f*ck 'em
You're an inspiration to n*ggas like me
Not the n*ggas who just like you 'cause of lyrics and beats
I'm talking 'bout the n*ggas who don't know where they're going to be
I heard the song "bast*rd" right in the moment of heat
Not in summer, but of course, I was holding a heat
Gun on the edge of my feet, I heard that first piano chord
And it drew me in like predators carrying treats
Then I said to myself, "f*ck, is he speaking to me?"
See, me and you, we go together like snare and a beat
I mean snare and a kick drum, see my forearm?
I carved OF on it this morning with a glass shard
On my green mini ramp that I built in my backyard (that's weird)
That's hard, that scar from playing air guitar
When I see you play at the Roxy (uhh)
Tyler, I love you, wanna be just like you (alright)
I think about your face and I don't even f*cking try to (no homo)
Wish I had a basement meant for me to hide you
We could play Xbox and listen to "In Search Of..." and eat donuts
Over conversating 'bout what church does
Come up with weird-ass videos with roach bugs
I'm straight edge too, so no drugs on this trip
And Raquel that b*tch, you should've killed that b*tch
You should've took me instead (uhh, that's weird)
See, if you can't have her then he shouldn't neither
And if I can't have you then she shouldn't either
No one should see you, but me in your t-shirt
I worship you until the f*cking wrinkles on my knees hurt (what the f*ck)
Odd Future, Wolf Gang, Golf Wang, Flog Gnaw, free Earl mobbing
I know it seems like I'm just slobbing on your knob
But I'm just a fan and I ain't losing my f*cking noggin (yeah, you are)
I ain't got a job and I went out and bought Goblin about 5 times
'Cause (Thanks for the support) I love you man (alright)
I like tie-dyed tees or just plain white tees
I like pants that's cut, I like words like "f*ck"
I got your pics on my wall with the mouth cut out
Now paper cuts on my balls because your di*k's in my jaw (what the f*ck)
And I hit you on Twitter about 10 minutes a day
And now I'm bitter 'cause you don't even reply with a "hey" (sorry)
And my boys think I'm gay 'cause I play "VCR"
In my car all alone speakers waking up neighbors..."
All right, my n*gga, calm down, it's getting weird, take this pic
So I can get on Colossus, line as slow as molasses
(Tyler, listen) No, n*gga, I see you're loving my sh*t
And I appreciate the fact that you would suck on my di*k
But I'm not gay so it's awkward, now I'm grouchy like Oscar
After spilling some sh*t on his newest pair of beige Dockers
"Yonkers" and "Yonkers" (I love that song) Sick of hearing about "Yonkers"
I'm grateful that it worked, I attacked and I conquered
"Yeah whatever but I had a f*cking blast at that concert
I was at the Boston one, I got a t-shirt from Sagan
The one that say "Sagan Lockhart" and when you came out to "Sandwitches"
That's when my f*cking boy-crush got started"
[Outro]
Just take this f*cking picture man, sh*t...
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