What If... lyrics

No pressure- essure- ready- you ready? eady?
I'm ready, man
Lemmie do this!

This is for Deshawn, Eshlawn
This is for- this is- f-f-o-o-r-r
Deshawn, Eshlawn

If God had a name what would it be-e-e-e-e?
Lisa, Teresa, Maria, Tia, Leah and Kim
Lisa, Teresa, Malisa, Ti-, Maria-a-a-a, Leah and Kim
-sa, Martia, and K-Kim
Maria
And Kim
And Kim
And Kim
And Kim

God is great

What if God was- a project b*tch?
What if God was- a hoodrat chick?
What if God was- one that don't give a f*ck, f*ck-f*ck, f*ck
An' say she took that di*k?
di*k di*k di*k, di*k
di*k di*k di*k, di*k, di*k
di*k di*k di*k, di*k
GOD
Grandma flipped out
Me reel up
We G'd up
Be D'd up
[?] dance, dance, dance, dance

[?]
With sl*ts, ladies, and b*tches don't give a f*ck
And b*tches don't give a f*ck
And b*tchеs don't give a f*ck

[?]
I love y'all broads
I love y'all broads, broads, broads
Yеah, I love y'all broads

God had- [?]
God had- [?] b*tch
[?]
God- [?]
God- [?] - ace
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
And all the Prophets- ain't sellin' records
[?]
And all the Prophets- gave me head behind a building
Gave- ding- Gave- ding gnid- evaG- Gave- ding-
Gave- Gave- me- Gave- Gave
[?]
What- what- what- what-
What if God was- a project b*tch?
What if God was- a hoodrat chick?
What if God was- one that don't give a f*ck
An' say she took that di*k?

What if God- [?]
What if God- slang this di*k Summer, Winter, Spring, an' the Fall
What if God- took that di*k?

GOD- GOD- GOD- GOD- OD- O-O-ᴼ⁻ᴼ⁻ᵒ⁻ᵒ⁻°⁻°⁻⬞⁻⬞⁻⬞

JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
JESUS- SOLD OUT
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- sold out
Jesus- s-s-s-o-o-o-o-l-l-l-l-l-d-d-d-d