2 Banditos lyrics

by

The Lonely Island


[Intro: Conner4Real]
Ooh, 2 banditos
Hahahahahaha

[Verse 1: Conner4Real & Hunter the Hungry]
Well howdy ma'am, we the 2 banditos
Up in the club wearing bright pink tuxedos
Similar to our torpedoes, 'cept mine's brown
Gonna turn that frown into more of a frown
Hunter's kickin' it with Conner4Real, what's the deal?
I'm on some white boy sh*t man, tryna stack a mil
Yeah, I'm also on my white boy sh*t, that's my birth right
Call my di*k the shooting star (Why?) 'cause it burns bright
I f*cked your first cousin with the didgeridoo
And when she came, you know it sounded like
"Wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow"

[Chorus: Conner4Real & Hunter the Hungry]
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Yeah, you know we're 2 banditos
Do a little dance and drink a little water

[Post-Chorus: Conner4Real & Hunter the Hungry]
Man, how'd I get the money? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Now they p*ssing on my couch (Don't worry 'bout it)
How they get so cool? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
What the f*ck is that? (Don't worry 'bout it)
Does this make me look fat? (Don't worry 'bout it)
I just ate a f*cking rat (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, stupid!
[Verse 2: Conner4Real & Hunter the Hungry]
My name is Connor and I'm not a model citizen
I'll take a swig from this bottle that I jism in
I'm swimming in her prism and my interests is dwindling
And I'm hella bored too, f*ck it
Ah, banditos eat a lot of burritos
While we're f*cking bald eagles
Hey, let's go back to the chorus dude (Oh, okay)

[Chorus: Conner4Real & Hunter the Hungry]
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Yeah, we're two cute little kittens
Shut the f*ck up!
Thank you

[Post-Chorus]
We just robbed the place (Don't worry 'bout it)
They just licked my face (Don't worry 'bout it)
Took a sh*t in your food (Don't worry 'bout it...rude!)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Pop this pill (Don't worry 'bout it)
Is that cocaine? (Don't worry 'bout it)
What is life? (Don't worry 'bout it)
You've been struck by the 2 banditos
Wow wow wow wow motherf*cker (Wow)
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