Charlie Clips (2016) | Funk Flex | #Freestyle009 lyrics

[Verse]
Look, okay
At first, I thought it was madness to do this
Until my n*gga Madness told me I should do this
Skeet on your girl wig left her with a bad perm
Then alley-oop until my son like Nash work
I put you in a box all glass urn
Gun butt you in your knowledge bet ya ass learn
I throw that potato on a barrel
Then call me Jamal, I shoot until the mash burn
n*ggas wanna sleep I'mma wake 'em
​Dave Chapelle his mind and half bake em'
Cap flying all in the air, graduation
Cocaine flow supply half the nation
Flex, holla at your boy what you need dawg?
I got everything from bars, hooks to weed dawg
Call me the key lord
I even got some fiends on the internet
That snort the whole line off your keyboard
Look, at Harlem ain't safe
Ain't no keyboards, there's no way you could escape
Stop it, we don't slap box n*gga
I make your body shift when the caps lock then enter
Beef with Clips you don't need it
I backspace you mind til your thoughts get deleted
Look, I'm at the dealership I'm tryna get a wraith y'all
No steering wheel you gotta drive holding space bar
I'm out of this world why erase y'all
Your mind on earth while mine's in space y'all
Jahim gonna keep it just in case y'all
The new god of Harlem with no Mase y'all
Okay Flex, I'm killin' 'em, nah
I gotta keep it goin' 'cause I ain't felling 'em
I'mma have them sayin' they Grace more then Will on 'em
A real n*gga George Foreman wouldn't try grillin 'em, huh! (Flex laughs)
Oh I bet they all know so
Flex, you know we just vibin
Flex: Hot 97 we here, bro!
Look, okay Flex now I bet these n*ggas know so
Feel like Ice-T cause I'm the man with the coco
Got my block jumpin' no pogo
Work so fabulous, if you want a brick, say "Loso!"
Look, I serve mad heads no homo
And I'm in the kitchen with the work, no a dough bowl
Got the fiends all running for it like Flo-Jo
Just to see me chop a brick without the dojo
Look, they say I'm all good
New Maserati dashboard all wood
Summertime flow but I keep it all hood
If you want Death Row tonight so they say I'm all Suge
Look, Flex these rappers just sloppy
Kinko's just sign em these n*ggas just copy
They mad cause they not me
Pull up in a drop three
New vest on em in case they wanna 2Pac me
(Flex: In case they wanna 2Pac you?)
Case they wanna do it
So I say.. look
Rest in peace Mr. Shakur
You know I do it big from the addict to the floor
My dope so good it sit addicts on the floor
Your house so small they think your attic on the floor
Huh, oh yeah they like the way I do it
They call me Mr. U-Haul they like the way I move it
I'm the best out and on Flex I'mma prove it
Look, what that mean that I'm better bro
You only ride when they put ten on regular
This knew gun I'll be deadin' ya
Triangle infrared beam like the one they had on Predator
I go raw and then she got a mean twat
You tryna take my c's like a weed spot
Fist f*ck her left my watch in that deep twat
I rather let my G-Shock find her g-spot
And then I buy another one
That head crazy I thought she had another lung
You know what excites me? when they mother c*m
And I throw a party with my n*ggas and they mother come
Cause you know I don't respect her right?
I treat these n*ggas like Kanye jeans and get 'em extra tight
Cause I'm extra nice and they irrelevant
They pocket sold one president that's election night
Wow, I mean these n*ggas don't like that
I throw punchlines at 'em, they don't fight back
And they borrow n*ggas clothes and give 'em right back
That was they man's Billie Jeans no Mike Jack
Okay Flex look, middle fingers to these rap cats
Cross clips bad luck without the black cat
You getting drunk my n*gga you need to pass that
These bars to kill n*ggas buzz that's cat stacks
Wow, huh, I'm showing 'em with real 'bout
You want to battle f*ck money bring your deal out
Fresh prince on a gun when the steel out
Bet your uncle Phil it's time to bring your will out
DNA, whats popping?
With a due call just copped me a new crib added a new floor
Its funny my car and my crib both got 2 doors
Bro wave spitting so what we need a pool for?
Look, compare me to AIDS how I move raw
And I be wigging on n*ggas like RuPaul
Man that b*tch kinda old she a new whore
Have so many new balls she can start a pool hole
Look, I wonder how that thot survive
Handicap n*gga knocking on the door I bet she slob the knob
You think she faithful stop it fine
She kept her hand on my stick so long that she forgot to drive
Look, I know she like it fam
I lay back and let her bite it like a Tyson fan
You are sissy and a faggot that pipe his hand
So I'mma call you a Sagat M, Bison man
They know Charlie Clips and I'm done with it
All they keep asking why would you play with Rum Nitty
Play around with magic and play around with Charron
Play around with all of this battle? Look, I'm grown
I'mma man taking care of my family on my own
No matter how I play I'm still a king on that throne
I know I bullsh*t sometimes and get you aggravated
Ironic, I'mma class clown but still graduated
Flex, I know why they envy me
Cause I went from battle rap to MTV
From MTV to Hot 9 then BET
I light your block up with a finger I could be E.T
You think you better than Clips you on PCP
The clip still trying to drop out 'fore its GED
Headshot I leave you ruthless like Eazy-E, HUH!
Look, at Harlem world on some real rap sh*t they say the block mine
I got a cool 8 and a Hot 9
I guess that's the sh*t that got me on Hot 9
Your b*tch ain't a dime but she a Hot 9
Yeah, they mad at me saying you gon' pop slime
If I see a n*gga I don't like I pop slime
Nah n*gga I ain't the one that a drop dimes
I ain't the captain neither I won't stop crime
I encourage n*ggas like shoot him and stab her
Get the kids move the loot go ahead and grab her
No, throw a bullet at him, Donovan McNabb her
Moving through the block with the Ranger go and cab her
It's light work you light work, in a light skirt
Spinning off one leg shooting I'm feeling like Dirk
Giving n*ggas 300 dollars i'm feeling like Durk
Tell these n*ggas Con Edison
Wait, hold on
Pay the bill my n*gga go pay the chill
And everything i'm saying is real, I got skill
And this is off the top, f*ck it go pay the bills
I can curse right? Okay cool, then pay the bills
We gon' do it tho, I tell n*ggas how I move it tho
I'm educated but funny I got a stupid flow
Oh yeah, your girl is a stupid hoe
I be in your building, moving keys like I'm super WOAH!
Yeah, that be Clips
Hold on, this water sponsored by Nashille quick
Okay this a freestyle so let's be quick
Okay these n*ggas don't wanna test me quit
Look, let em test me like an SAT
Last n*gga that stood up I had him SAT
Oh yeah, I pull, uh like an SAT
Then throw a lead in your bubble like SAT
What's today? Wednesday? Well on SAT
I'ma cop the new sh*t no SAT
Now
Break it down
I break the pound then break a round
First, uh, hold on...