2 Hard Mutha’s lyrics

[Intro: Eazy-E, Dr. Dre, Yella, MC Ren & (All)]
Yo Dre, where's the goddamn drum machine?
Ah sh*t, I left the motherf*cker with Pooh
You dumb motherf*cker, what the f*ck we gon' do now?
I don't know
Hey man, I got some drums in the back
What the f*ck is he talking 'bout?
Do we look like we can play some f*cking drums?
Man, I can play the drums
(Bullsh*t!)
Man, I used to f*ck it up at Compton High
You motherf*ckin' high!
You fat guy
Bullsh*t!
Give this n*gga some sticks
*Drum roll*
Yo, f*ck it up, Yella!

[Verse 1: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
Yo, we're two hard motherf*ckers
Taking out any punk-ass suckers
Can you believe this? If so, be frightened
We're strong as f*ck with the power of a titan
Setting a mark of destruction, get it!
So don't front, and say you ain't with it
You wanna rumble with us? You can't hang
Because we're something like a two-man gang
Starting some sh*t is what we do best
Just care about ourself and say, "f*ck the rest"
So, yo Eazy (Wassup?), bust it and shoot to kill
And tell these stupid motherf*ckers the deal
[Verse 2: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
I look you dead in the eye, then I spit (Yeah)
I tell you to your face, punk, you ain't sh*t! (You ain't sh*t)
I don't give a God-damn about feelings
I'm just happy, just as long as I'm killing
A 187's in progress, n*gga
Just as soon as I pull this trigger
Automatic heavily, I start firing
And the kids on the block, I'm the one they're admiring (Admiring)
A bad mouth n*gga on the violent tip
I catch you talking some sh*t and I'ma bust your lip
Now who you gonna tell that I'm making you soft? (Yeah)
The police ain't sh*t 'cause I'm paying 'em off
I move slow, always ready to go, so f*ck it! (So, f*ck it)
And b*tches on my di*k, they know that they can suck it
I'm a hard head, always having a fit
When I'm not allowed to tear up sh*t
I'm a hard motherf*cker! (Hard motherf*cker)

[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers

[Verse 3: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
Now look at me, I'm a crazed b*tch
With a gangster profanity pitch
Ren is a n*gga that don't give a f*ck
To a pus*y ass fool trying to press his luck
I'm ready to scrap, that's if you're ready to go
I'll take you out, going toe-to-toe
E will start a conversion and hit you from the back
While you getting f*cked up by a ruthless jack
Critical condition is what you receive
Thinking of some back up to go and retrieve
But Eazy tell what would happen my man
They would get f*cked up by a ruthless clan
So it's simple, we don't give a f*ck, right?
So you and your boy can get the f*ck out my sight
I'm on tilt with class getting ready to blast
'Cause I'm a hard motherf*cker!
[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers

[Verse 4: Eazy-E & MC Ren]
Eazy and Ren is f*cking it up again
Scheming up a plot before we begin
Because n*ggas like to stare like a b*tch sometimes
They say, "How could them n*ggas have some hell of a rhyme?"
It's simple, tell 'em what we mean
When the two baddest motherf*ckers step on the scene
Now, this is some sh*t – Yo, what are you saying?
You stupid motherf*ckers, they think I'm playing
Talking all kind of sh*t, but I'm cracking it up
I can afford to laugh 'cause I'm backing it up
I'm not a buster, I'm more like a hitman
So if you don't wanna throw, then you can get down
You don't like it, f*ck away from me!
So you can stop the sh*t, trying to f*ck the E

[Verse 5: MC Ren & Eazy-E]
You heard what he said, and it's the truth, so what's up?
So if you want me to go, well, I'm about to nut up
The two baddest motherf*ckers alive
So I don't think that you and your boys can survive
You got a girl, well if she's good to go
I bet me and E already f*cked the ho
A train was in effect and your b*tch was rocked
By a hell of a n*gga that was hard to stop
Yo Ren, lets jet – let's get the f*ck on out!
Because everybody knows what we're talking about
We're two hard motherf*ckers
[Hook: MC Ren]
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers
Two hard motherf*ckers (Like that)
Two hard motherf*ckers

[Outro: MC Ren]
Break it down again
Come on Yella, break it down
Can I get another roll? (Break it down)
One time
A little cymbal for me
Break it down to break shine
Let me get a funky roll right here
What is this?
Aight, on the 3, on the 2
Ah yeah, here we go y'all, break it down on the 1
Here we go, let me get a funky roll right here
Two times, two time, two time…