You’re Only Invested in Politics Because You’re Attracted to Barack Obama lyrics

YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH THE PRESIDENT
AND I'VE SEEN YOUR FANFICTION
YEAH I SAW YOUR f*ckING OBAMA FANFICTION
DONT TRY TO DENY IT
I SAW IT
WITH MY OWN EYES
YOU'D LIKE
TO MASTURBATE IN THE OVAL OFFICE
REV ONCE f*ckED A LLAMA
AND THEN HE'D LIKE TO f*ck OBAMA