I f*ck sl*ts (REMOVE) lyrics

by

Bo Burnham


sl*ts
sl*ts
(It's not a role call but thank you)
I f*ck sl*ts
sl*ts get f*cked
When I f*ck sl*ts
No if ands, and or buts
I f*ck sl*ts
I f*ck sl*ts
Nice girls are nice
But no good for nut sucking
You need a serene night
To green-light a butt f*cking
But that'll be easy with sleazy old sl*t f*cking
Boo to the nice girls
Praise be to sl*t f*cking
I have a list
A list
Yes a list of all the sl*ts I've missed
I've never f*cked or sucked these sl*ts
Thus my nuts are f*cking p*ssed
So when I f*ck the lucky sl*t
My nut removes her from the list
Another dumb c*mbucket struck from my nut sucking, suck-it sl*t, sl*t f*cking bucket list
(The pages are blank
I know it
Why am I lying to you?)
sl*ts can be white, black, brown or pink or almond
sl*ts can be skinny with big tits or skinny with small ones
sl*ts can be perky, preppy or posh
With their brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
But other sl*ts are pretty, funny, and smart
These sl*ts can move all your thoughts from your di*k
To your heart
Talk about science, Music or art
They can put your together
Or they can pull you apart
Don't trust these sl*ts
Don't you dare
They'll force you to trust them and love them and care
And then they'll be gone
And you'll be aware
Of the hole in your heart
That that dumb sl*t left there
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