Oscar lyrics

[Chorus]
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar

[Verse 1: Fatlip]
Yo, shawty was so fly, looked me in my eye
Asked me if I wanted to come through, I replied
"Why not?" Not why, stopped at Popeyes
She ordered a strawberry soda with small fries
I'm a vegan but I like thighs
And some breasts with the right size
Know I'm joking, that is not allowed 'cause I follow Christ
She kept listening
Said she still feel the rattle from the [?]

[Chorus]
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar
[Verse 2: Slimkid3]
I tell you, all this jelly got me in a jam
'Cause every day's another one, I'm kinda goin' ham
She thinks it's Thanksgiving but I don't give a damn
I'm in the pride with the lions and the field with the lambs
All I need is cranberry and the candy yam
A friend with benefits is the man I am
Why you tryna change me, see strangely you came to kick it
This is a three-way circus, b*tch, you got your ticket
New tears of a clown around here, my dear
I learned to keep it one hundred so my ride don't steer
[?] the wrong way, otherwise we doing what the song say
Dramaville heartbreak, it's stringing you the long way
But you're jiggling, baby
I watch you turn away, the walk is driving me crazy
I know you're feeling it, baby
The way you walk away, it's truly driving me crazy

[Chorus]
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar
[Verse 3: Imani]
You could get with this or you could stay stuck
Imani need an Oscar for acting like he give a f*ck
Her friend deserve her for acting big and bad
Acting like he got things he never really had, fully charged
Pull up with the whole squad, I need some peace
She want a piece, acting like the Pharcyde ain't a beast
You finished? Pump the beat
No fall off, we done once the wheels fall off
Pump the beat, loud as a sawed-off
With my shirt off, madness
She all on me, had to pull her off like a bandage
Sucking her teeth, she wanna eat it like a sandwich, I keep all receipts
Kill all that ill talk, real spill over here
Don Julio, keep it clear, keep your beer
Ain't having none of that f*ck sh*t this year
Ain't having none of that f*ck sh*t this year

[Outro Chorus]
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar for acting like I'm off her
Acting like these new girls' the one, but they not, uh
Smile on my face acting like I forget her
Smile on my face acting like I-
I deserve an Oscar